NM vs RG – A pep talk

NM : Hi Rahul, I am Modi, Narendra Modi

RG : Hi, My Great Grandfather Nehru, Grand Mother Indira, Mother Sonia, and I am Rahul

NM : I want to be Prime Minister of this country and lead the nation in the path of development.

RG : I donot want to be PM, and waste my youth answering the people and the PM’s parties are very boring.  You talk about development, and its really good hear, but mommy tells that not our style.

NM : Mommy listens my speech.

RG : Yaar, NaMO, you must be kidding. Every one of ours listen to your speeches more than the debates in the parliament. Mommy is angry that nobody is able to counter you. Donot tell anyone, otherwise they will cancel my weekend trip to Seychelles. This is our little secret.

NM : Since you have told a secret, let me give one good advise.

RG : Anything you say, to get out of this hell of brainless people.

NM : Why donot you join BJP, I will make you an MP anywhere you want, but you should learn something before that.

RG : What about my Pocket money if I join BJP. I heard Mommy always saying you were very poor and donot have enough funds.

NM : That’s true Rahul. You need change your life style, and need not eat food in dalit houses and all that drama. In 2014 BJP will form the Government, and I will send you as a undercover agent and you will get lots of money.

RG : Done deal, but what should I learn.

NM : History of India. Ha ha ha.