NM vs RG – A pep talk

NM : Hi Rahul, I am Modi, Narendra Modi

RG : Hi, My Great Grandfather Nehru, Grand Mother Indira, Mother Sonia, and I am Rahul

NM : I want to be Prime Minister of this country and lead the nation in the path of development.

RG : I donot want to be PM, and waste my youth answering the people and the PM’s parties are very boring.  You talk about development, and its really good hear, but mommy tells that not our style.

NM : Mommy listens my speech.

RG : Yaar, NaMO, you must be kidding. Every one of ours listen to your speeches more than the debates in the parliament. Mommy is angry that nobody is able to counter you. Donot tell anyone, otherwise they will cancel my weekend trip to Seychelles. This is our little secret.

NM : Since you have told a secret, let me give one good advise.

RG : Anything you say, to get out of this hell of brainless people.

NM : Why donot you join BJP, I will make you an MP anywhere you want, but you should learn something before that.

RG : What about my Pocket money if I join BJP. I heard Mommy always saying you were very poor and donot have enough funds.

NM : That’s true Rahul. You need change your life style, and need not eat food in dalit houses and all that drama. In 2014 BJP will form the Government, and I will send you as a undercover agent and you will get lots of money.

RG : Done deal, but what should I learn.

NM : History of India. Ha ha ha.

(Partial) Works of Rahul Gandhi

One has to really think about the qualifications of Dr.Rahul Gandhi has be for becoming the Vice President. The only evident qualification is his birth in the Gandhi family and his mother is Dr.Sonia Gandhi. This makes him the natural inheritor of the PM post of India when he thinks he wants. The Congress people even claim, that India is for the taking of Rahul Gandhi and the country desperately needs Dr.Rahul's guidance for coming out of the problems. Rahul Gandhi may be thinking the real problems are the poor quality of food he ate at a Dalit's house, the heavy rush in Local trains, the Dusty roads. But smaller problems like the corruption, national security, black-money, atrocities on women etc are not bought to the notice.

As Rahulji told why should a minister do a peon's work, if Rahul does a minster's job of solving the problems who would do Rahul Gandhiji work. I seriously thought what work did Rahul Gandhi as an MP does. The list of works done are given below:

1.Chat with some Butto Kid during a visit to discuss the Indo-Pak relations

2.Sherpeding of some Villagers to falsely testify infront of PM

3.Declaration in Parliament for constitutional status of Lokpal

4.Election Campaign in various states

5.Visits to Foreign countries whose details are not given under RTI for national security reasons and private reasons of MP.

If we go any HR standards, the attendance of Rahul Gandhi and many of MPs call for strict disciplinary action, since Rahul is the Co-CEO of the Grand Old Company no action can be taken. But the work accomplished in 8years is enough for getting a post of VP according to merit, then I wonder what work he would need to do for the post of PM. All the works of other MPs and partymen are insignificant and is accepted by the shameless senior members of the party. If in a private company if the efforts are not recognized and no promotion is offerd, then either people quit or work demotivated. But Congress is the only company where it works the other way round, an incompetent worker is promoted and the whole compony burts in joy. Birth Rights and Inheritance is the rule of Congress Party.

Everything said and done, and even to astonishment of all the Indians, Dr.Rahul Gandhi is the official Vice President of Congress Party and will remain so until he takes up the Prime Ministership or becomes the Party President. For all the talk of Rahul Gandhi of being listening to the people, giving a support to people of religions, Shinde has made the worst remarks possible. The speech is far more worse then the dented and painted remark of the Abhijit Mukherjee. To prove to the Indians that Dr.Rahul Gandhi is a man of action, he has to fire the present Shinde from the post of Home Minister or be given a chance to him to prove comments. Since a person in a constitutional position has to speak more carefully, otherwise people like Sri Hafiz saeed will utilize these opportunities to further their agenda.

In all probability Dr.Rahul Gandhi will not be able to do this because there are no leaders in the party. He has to take on the task himself to groom new ministers for all posts so that by the start of the assembly elections there will 50-60leaders who can run the government. But BJP with many leaders is not having no clear leadership, and this is what the congress wants to achieve. Dr.Rahul Gandhi want to talk about caste politics, FDI in Gujarat the Saffron laboratory of BJP but failed to make a dent and paint the state with HAND. Realizing the path from his secret mentor not Digvijay singh, but Narendra Modi, Dr.Rahul Gandhi wants to empower the youth, make them involve, talks about development, equality of all religious people, etc.

Till now Dr.Rahul Gandhi has done nothing, he got a new first Chance as VP of Congress to do something. For taking salary and staying in GOI property lets expect as a service to nation he attends the entire budget session, atleast he can sit morning till noon and in night let him party where he wants. God Bless Dr.Rahul Gandhi, the hope, Saviour, Messiah, The Visionary, The Leader,.... of India(Italy too).

And so it Begins

The title is a pick from the Lord of Rings, when an old man fires arrow at orcs standing outside the fort to attack during a act of provocation. The oldman, not a regular soldier out of fear releases the arrow, and the war begins. The King of Rohan in the movie utters the words "And so it begins". The beauty of movies is that 

there is huge amounts of wisdom present in them and many think its only garbage. Some find wisdom in films, some find in books, some in streets. Everyone has his own way of finding wisdom or knowledge or information, but the understanding of the truth is what really matters. How close to reality that you can understand the world explains the success achieved.

The world as we know it is full of problems. Usually the number of imaginary problems are more then the number of real problems. So much time and energy is spent involving the imaginary problems. In the end, unless the imaginary problems are not solved, the mind will not agree to work towards solving the real problems. Thus for a simple onlooker the person solving his imaginary problems may seem like a mad man but the person involved thinks the other man as having no work and wasting his time when he does not have any.

But the onlooker and the problem solver have one thing in common. They have the time to look at each other atleast for one moment and think about the other. It means no matter what you do, either simply sit or solve the complex problems, your mind always is need for something different that you are currently doing. Again from the  movis chaos, they say, when you are stuck in a problem quit it and again start form the begining after sometime, and you are sure to solve after some trails. Many times we get solutions to problems that we have temporarily stopped thinking about, ie. only when the mind is relaxed.

The future of this country looks very bleak, the growth rate has slowed, inflation is not reducing. RBI is not willing to reduce the interest rates for the fear of increasing the inflation. Stock market is bullish, meaning a bubble burst in the near future. Rupee is devalued and there is no scope of revival even after reforms

(increasing the fuel prices). Train fares have increased. Diesel prices are about to be increased slowly. Soniaji wants Food Subsidy Bill which costs another 1lakh crore to the exchequer. Rahul wants to speed up the DCT scheme.

The congress wants to spend all the available money that the government can gather so as to fool the voters to gain elect them to power. This can happen in India where the common man has the addiction for the Gandhi Family. It can be also be OCD where in if people donot hear the words Gandhi for atleast 10times in a day, people may go into depression. This is achieved by naming thousands of government properties, schemes etc in the name of family members and their repeated usage keeps the people from getting their daily dosage.

The title "And so it Begins" doesnot refer to the people from going into depression due to non hearing of the Gandhi name after 2014, but the slugfest in the media that is about to start. Soniaji has categorically said that around 100crores of rupees to be used for promoting the family business values via social media and reach 

the internet hindus to become fans of the Yuvraj not from the cricket but from the Gandhi family. Since in all likelihood Modi is becoming the stronger contender for the top post from the BJP, again "and so it begins" to link Modi to all the blasts, roits, murders etc, which they have been tyring unsuccessfully for the past 11years.

"And so it begins", to relieve the sadness of the citizens, the new VP of Congress Pvt Limited, he makes a standup comedy and tells all the truth about the company policies, values, missions, rules and regulations. The partymen not knowing what to do even applaud his every sentence for the fear of losing their daily wages. The drama enacted on the 200% sureshot event is what makes the whole event so enchanting, that the media goes into overdrive in praising the new VP. The people are hoping BharatRatna for doing this kind of job after getting Padma Awards for a similar kind.

"And so it begins", with every congress forced to congratulate the humble and hard working Rahul Gandhi who climbed the stairs from being an ordinary party worker. It is also a proof a poor man who eats in a dalit family,  who travels by local trains and with mother's blessings can achieve tremendous success. The success is like poison but for the sake of nation Rahulji decides to drink and bear the pain and the loot associated with it. The orders from high command are very clear in a party which plans to do decentralize the power, when the home minister tells that RSS is a terriorist organization.

I hope before it begins, it should end so that people can have sigh of relief.

India 2019 - UPA IV continues

The ever charismatic Dr.Rahul Gandhi, leads the Loksabha elections throughout the country for the UPA. Deciding to go with allies in various states, the Youth Icon stitches key alliances in states including TamilNadu, Andhra Pradesh, Kerala, Karnataka, Maharastra, Bihar, UP and decides to go alone in Goa, Rajasthan, Punjab, Gujarat, Assam, Himachal, Orissa, MP, Bengal the major states and goes to polls. The idea of uniting the secular forces under its umbrella has worked with the voters who in the hope of gettng their daughters married to the Youth Icon has made the UPA successful again. Dr.Rahul is credited for this win and national media goes into wild orgasms with pleasures of praising Dr.Rahul for 3months continuously. 

Several important items are not broadcasted, a few of which include 

1.Killing of 500jawans by the Pakistan army,

2.Multiple gangrapes daily occuring in the buses in the Capital city

3.Killings of Hindus as declared by Owaisi

4.20sucide bombings in different parts of the country

5.$2billion aid to Pakistan by India as a measure of friendship building

6.Demilitarization of Siachen, Gifting of sir creek, withdrawal troops from kashmir, Northeast.

7.Illegal transfer of the Padmanabha Swamy temple wealth to Swiss in a strange millitant attack

8.Attack on Subramanium Swamy, Ramdev, Modi by Pakistani terrorists

The sleeping media in between wants to keep the citizens informed about the key news stories

1.Alleged link of RSS in the Malegaon Blasts

2.Modi's faint link to the Godhra Carnage

3.SC clean chit to Mulayam, Jayalitha, Sonia Gandhi, Rahul Gandhi and all other UPA supporters including Kanimozi, Raja, Kalmadi and the list continues.

4.SC order that BJP is a communal party and not to enter the parliament tll it is cleared of communal charges

5.Sanction of building churches and mosques in tirumala 7hills as per part of election manifesto

6.Attack of one muslim boy by the majority community

The energized India under the leadership of Dr.Rahul hopes for a very bright future for years to come. With the expert advise of the President as part of loyalty to the family and also to reduce the fiscal deficit, a ammendment is bought that election is held once every 10years hence forth and the bill is passed unopposed. This being a miracle becaue BJP couldnot enter the parliament, SP and other parties are purchasd by Congress through online bidding process. Congress wanted to put 20years as the time betweeen elections, but because of the outside protests the time is limited to 10years.

The CAG has been made a 100member body, Kalmadi made the IOC president, Raja made the Spectrum incharges with their vast experience have been ordered by the high command to fill the coffers of the party which got drained due to the heavy election expenses. New set of scams and new reforms have increased the inflation to 40%. The price of petrol is Rs.190/litre, while the diesel is Rs.140/litre. The value of rupee is decreased with 1$=Rs108.The Aadhar cards are issued to all the 80crore people including 1crore illegal bangladeshis and 5lakh illegal pakistanis and others. The cash is not transferred to the people as the government has no money due to the fiscal deficit.

Gujarat continues to grow at 12% annum with heavy malnutrition, farmer suicides and poverty. The later are only reported by the media and is continued for the last 7years. Rahul claims that the GOI has no money because Gujarat is eating all its wealth and the media continue to target Modi for the 2002 roits. In a desperate measure to present the budget and to make some revenue, Dr.Rahul plans to sell the small states and puts a transparent process of bidding for the entire north east. The whole media again orgasms with the brilliant idea. But due to heavy protests by the BJP and the people of this country it is postponed to a later date.

All the majority stakes in varous PSU are sold out and nothing left to sell, GOI decides to sell the property of the various temples and as usual the the liberal Hindus accept the point and some minority religious groups protest in random locations. The nation gets enough wealth to survive till the next elections. Sources reveal that Dr.Rahul wants to retire from politics at the end of the current tenure and want to settle in Marituius. The island has been wholly purchased and all the residents are shifted to India and given Z+security by the army soldiers.

With no scams revealed, and only killings of 5lakh Hindus and 2muslims during the tenure of UPA III, Sonia Gandhi gets Noble Peace Prize for the years 2018,2019 and Dr.Rahul gets Nobel peace Prize for 2020. A RTI application reveals the cost of purchasing the Nobel is almost Rs.5,00,000crore per year and after the revealation of this information, RTI act has been termed draconian and in a constitutional ammendment RTI actvists are termed terriorists and all people till date who have used for revealing information about the ministers in power are jailed and many hanged to death or encountered. No Human Rights people have marched because all were heftly paid.

India has climbed several steps down in the global poverty list, but the no of people living in BPL has reduced to only 5%. This has been achieved by shifting the BPL limit to Rs.6/day/person. This calculation has made Mr.Aluwalia the Nobel Economist for the year 2018. SP, BSP have joined hands by the mediation of Dr.Rahul for the betterment of UP and to keep the communal forces out of power. RSS is declared a global terriorist organization by the USA and for which the FDI limit is increasd to 95%, VHP is declared a terriorist by the GOI to keep the secular votes intact.

The master strokes ensure that UPA V is certain but Dr.Rahul wants to pass on the mantle to the younger generation. This means the children of Priyanka Vadra will be the PM and Deputy PM of India. The youngest PM of the world. Also Dawood Ibrahim has been declared Bharat Ratha for the year 2019, Hafiz Seed has been the made the Chief Guest at Republic Day Parade in the year 2018.

Thus India gets the dubious distinction of being the only nation in the world which conducts fair elections but still the same family comes to power no matter what.

We raise again

Congress has been defeated in Gujarat on expected lines, but the National and State leaders have not been able to think where their strategies have gone wrong. Some minister even claimed that wherever Rahul Gandhi campaigned, the Congress won. If the Congress wants to polish the Rahul Gandhi's charisma and pitch him against Modi, then Rahul Gandhi, should have campaigned in Maninagar for Swetha Bhatt, the wife of soc called Gujarat Top Cop. The Congress Party is always protective of its owners ie, the Nehru family members. The party is so out of mind that they can lose their face to save the faces of their bosses. When the party workers have sold their self esteem, how can they work for the people. They can work only to satisfy their bosses and to hoard crores of rupees.

The media after all its campaign against Modi must have been shocked at the victory of Modi. Unable to praise Modi, they may even think of ways and means to discredit the people of Gujarat as communal and anti secular, etc. They start to tar the image of Modi by using the non issuance of Visa by the USA. What the F**k USA has got to do with Gujarat and Modi? The media is projecting that Modi is in urgent need of going to USA and as if USA is the certifier of Good Politician and Humanitarian works, just like the Congress is certifier of Secular credentials. The politics of USA is in its interests only, and with Modi as PM, the country will bargain well for the sake of Indians unlike the congress and this is why they work hand in glove with our Congress to tarnish the image of Modi. But a clean and uncorrupt people's CM cannot be stopped by a bullying nation.

The Election Comission wants to take the credit of the massive voter turnout in the recent Gujarat elections. If this is the case, the same massive voter turnout should also be happened in Himachal Pradesh. But there were no surprises there. What worked in Gujarat didnot work there or EC is more concentrated in its efforts in Gujarat? Whatever it may be, noone wants to credit the people's CM in the public for the goods he delivered and with the engaging governance he has implemented. Everyone is in que to criticize and throws bricks at him. But the art of building stairs using the bricks thrown has been perfected by Modi. The more media and others criticize Modi, more is the curiousity it will evoke in the minds of the people. Many people are recognizing the fact that media has become a house of lies.

The Congress is trying its tested policies of splitting the votes on caste lines, by making a new party in the form GPP, but it didnot effect the result. This may worked in the Andhra Pradesh who are more or less slaves of the Congress and more communal then the people of Gujarat. The people of Andhra Pradesh have a huge longing to see themselves as slaves of the dynasty and they will get what they deserve. But the Gujarat case has not worked in the favour of the Congress, so what effect the Aam Admi Party can do the votes in Delhi has to be followed when Delhi goes for elections? Whether AAP bites into the votes of BJP or of Congress?

But collective the anti-Modi Industry even after repeatedly loses and losing their faces, proudly say " We raise again, and We will back".

The Bhutto Kid- Rahul Gandhi, the Youth Icon

The visit of Mr.Zardari on a personal trip to visit some Ajmer darga, worth a frontpage in The Hindu. What is the significance of his trip to the Indo-Pak relations in the short and long term. The meeting of the kith and kin of the top leaders on either side is nothing but a drama to appease some sections of people on either side of the border. We live in a democratic country and the person elected is bestowed with the power, but now it is slowly transformed into aristocratic democracy where the children of the top politicians are taking the higher positions. There are many examples to prove this and no examples are needed.

In this country, people have criticized Advani, Vajpayee, VHP people for criticizing and making hatered speeches. The VHP is a banned entity in our country and the secular people are pressing hard to make the Sonia government to declare RSS a terriorist organization without proper proofs only to appease some people. Where these secular people who donot even speak against Hafeez who makes so much hate speeches agsinst India? Why these so called secular people not speak against Hafeez who roams around the streets of Pakisthan?

The people who declare themselves as secular are culprits of national disintegration. These people have a bias and are hungry for power and hence take stand against the majority and the peoblem is that if majority hits at minority it is a big news and otherwise is an act of self defence. The Congress brigade is well aware that if it declares RSS a terror outfitas the likes of SIMI, IM then it will never able to come to power because of the consolidation of Hindu votes.

Even though people like Digvijay Singh keep saying things he doesnot know surely, the Congress highcommand doesnot interefere because the highcommand wants to keep the Muslims in good humour. Eventhough we know that Kasab is from pakisthan and mumbai attacks has taken root in pakisthan, how can we make peace talks with pakisthan? The terriorist camps in Pakisthan may be partying and laughing hard at the nations weakness to not hurt the muslim terriorists and other religious killers. Mercy should be shown only to those who understand and not to those who demand it? The gift to pakisthan should be during Mr.Zardari's visit should have been the hanging of Kasab a day prior to his visit, to make him understand the seriousness of security issue. But we treat Kasab who has killed our fellow citizens without remorse with AC rooms, birayani at a cost to the exchequer.

High command may want Kasab to complete his education in the confines of the jail and make him the president of India telling the world that the Indians show love to their enemies and are the champions of world peace. We require committed and courageous people who can take bold decisions and stand by it not people who play cheap and derogatory politics just to hold power and forget about the nation's problems while they party in the palaces of the Government of India from the kickbacks earned from the corporates.